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Hung |
Competing with his older sister, little
Bobby is an accident in progress, yet he survives all mishaps until one
fateful day. |
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The
Ice Cream Store |
Older cousin, Robert, puts a whole new meaning on what it means to
hang out at
the ice cream store on a hot day. |
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A
Little Bit Crooked |
Little Bobby
worries about his older cousin leading him astray on a midnight escapade, but then cousin
Robert has always been
a little bit crooked. |
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While Skinny Dipping |
In the
second grade, Bobby learns first hand about meat eaters and other
creatures, seen and unseen, while skinny dipping. This is his
first intimate contact with cows. |
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Thar
She Blows |
This
high-risk story details the inevitable childhood experiments with
physics and flatulence while the parents are away. |
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The
Lady in Black |
In preparation for a costume party,
the lady in black prepares for many responses as a cross-dresser in
a small town culture. A girl friend blows the whistle on the
charade. |
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Tassels and G-Strings |
Acquiring a gender identity before television is an uphill battle.
The girlie show at the county fair is no exception, a complete
bummer. |
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Victory Through de-Fall |
While racing
Whizzer bicycles, every trick at winning fails except on one very tricky stretch
of road out of town. |
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Hottest Little Schoolhouse in Kansas |
On returning from an
out-of-town football game, Wakefield's old three-story schoolhouse is ablaze.
What had been a sorry schoolhouse produces a magnificent bonfire. |
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Where the Band Played |
After relocating
school in ten different temporary sites, lightening strikes a second
time exactly
where the band played |
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One Pedal Too Many |
Skipping class one
beautiful spring day, and driving a Model-T with one pedal too many
produces some startling downsides. Two fourteen year olds learn a
lesson. |
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High
Degree of Difficulty |
The Keener brothers,
with contrasting styles known throughout school, entertain their
classmates through John's novel way to enter shop class late.
Even John could not have planned this entrance, with its high degree
of difficulty. |
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The
Perfect Distraction |
Learning to drive on
country roads produces wisdom in the face of all distractions,
except for one, the perfect distraction. |
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Bribing
Blackie |
Wakefield's Board of
Education plans the perfect inducement to attract a top-notch coach
to our fair little city when bribing Blackie. |
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Level
in Longford |
Football games in
Longford in 1948 provide an exhilarating experience for all
in attendance. The necessity of a level playing field in
Longford was a foreign concept, and is greatly exaggerated in
importance. |
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Blackie's
Revenge |
"Blackie", our
football coach, plans and executes perfect revenge on a team of skunks, who
refuse to follow the rules of combat in sports. |
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Blackie's
Brainstorm |
Blackie's
Brainstorm works magic on the football field until one day a fatal
flaw is discovered. |
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Magnificent
Recharge |
According to
selected girlfriends, some very special services turn little Milford, Kansas
into a secret retreat for the rich, the famous, and others in need of a
somewhat personal recharge. |
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Home-Grown Goblins |
So many homegrown
goblins, so little time on the night the spooks arrive in Wakefield. |
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Wylie Walno:
Wonder Pilot |
Going for a spin in a Funk on Sunday
morning brushes with disaster, and reveals a few of the talents of
Wylie Walno, Wonder Pilot. |
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The Third Watering Hole |
High school boys
conduct a behavioral experiment on the town drunk, and are out-foxed
when they discover
the town's third watering hole. |
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You
Can't Do That |
Wakefield's notorious
basketball court gives rise to both the three-point and four-point field
goals, and are told
you can't do that. |